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Integrity Be Damned

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

  You know it's a new age when the Los Angeles Times reviews the leaked copy of Jay Z's Blueprint 3:  
"Thank You"   Rather than use the liner notes, Jay-Z decides to write a song thanking the fans for supporting him. He mentions that he has 10 No. 1 albums -- a factual inaccuracy. He has 10 official solo albums… Read More

The Scary Part Is…

Monday, May 11th, 2009
...that this doesn't sound much worse than this or even this, even if Spencer is just promoting some horribly-titled reality show. I dare you to say different. Call me Senator Pratt, I'm only twittin the facts.   

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Proper Talking Points

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
I indulged in a mini-vaca in Vegas this past weekend for my good friend Nailah's birthday. The last thing on my mind while in the city of sin was GM or AIG so I purposefully strayed from anything news related. For three days I was in a smoke-filled bubble ( I can never breathe in that town).  The most serious convo I had with Nai, and our girl Rema, dealt with the power of our, ummm, vajayjays and the chances of panda bears beating mother nature.  Nai and I basically concluded that Pandas are lazy as hell and need to start doing the humpty hump as soon as possible; otherwise… Read More

Why the ‘Stanky Leg’ Ain’t So Bad

Friday, February 27th, 2009
Now I'm quite aware that this song and dance are pretty old at this point, but I wanted to wait for the "official video" and not some uploaded instructionals from Delicia and her "Bad on a B*tch" clique.   … Read More