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Confessions of an Ex-Lakers Fan

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

  Tonight marks the first of several mini-heart attacks, high blood pressure scares, and broken glasses if Derek Fisher does something like this, again. It's the start of a new NBA season bitches baby! I can finally stop pretending I… Read More

NBA Fantasies

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

  The reason I love NBA All-Star weekend so much is because it sends my wildest NBA fantasies into overdrive. And, if we learned anything from the Shallow Girl's Guide, the best players are hot. So All-Star weekend is like a conglomerate of some of the finest athletes on the planet, decked out in their best fits, looking all lush and delicious, and playing great basketball.   With… Read More

Shaq Bowls Better Than the President

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
Y'all know I love me some Shaq. Major props to the big fella for thinking up this latest pre-game intro in an attempt to top Bron Bron's played out photo-op shenanigans.  Don't get me wrong, I loved when Lebron pretended to take pictures of his teammates, but how many times have we seen that done in teenage football flicks? This bowling stuff? I've never seen this before.   Read More

There Can Only be One Superman

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
  Anyone who knows me knows that I ride hard for the Big Fella. (I wrote about it back in December. Wanna read about? Here it go) Shaq is the original Superman of today's NBA and despite that loss last night the title can not be passed on to the dude who let little ole KryptoNate jump over him and snatch his Slam Dunk… Read More

Charles Barkley DUI: Say It Aint So Chuck!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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[Update:  If we're in the business of using TMZ as a source,  then I was wrong about Sir Charles keeping his mouth closed during the DUI arrest.  He allegedly told the cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get a BJ. Yeah, it's what you think.  Somebody… Read More

Confessions of an Ex-Laker Fan

Thursday, December 25th, 2008
There was a time when I would be anxiously waiting for the Lakers game on Christmas mornings like today.  I'd make sure that my family knew that at some point I would turn off the bootleg movie blasting above everybody shouting. At game time, I wanted the remote, a seat on the couch, and folk needed to chew on their peach cobbler quietly so I wouldn't miss a thing.  The Lakers would be playing whatever team they smashed the prior year in the Finals; and I'd be looking for a repeat so I could go back to school and talk trash to all the idiots who weren't down for the home team.   Read More