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Don’t Believe the Hype: Study says Boys with ‘Unpopular Names’ More Likely to Break the Law

Thursday, January 29th, 2009
  This is ridiculous. I don't care what these scientists say, or how many juvenile delinquent files they rummaged, I'm calling a major foul on this right here:
Boys in the United States with common names like Michael and David are less likely to commit crimes than those named Ernest or Ivan [...]   Results show that, regardless of race, juveniles with unpopular names are more likely to engage… Read More

This is Awkward.

Monday, January 26th, 2009
Blago is on a media tour this week, acting like he just put out a new book or something. As if his situation isn't all F'd up.   On The View Barbara Walters "grills"  Blago about that situation, then he discusses wanting Oprah to fill Obama's senator seat. Later Joy Behar asks him about his potty mouth and his Nixon impersonation, which is apparently good (Blago used to idolize Nixon-- scary). Kiana was right, Blago is rather gangster.   Read More

The Down Ass Chick– A Historical Perspective

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

  Since the press has made Jesse Jackson Jr out himself as a snitch, and they're probably not  going to get a juicy Obama connection either, I think it's time to examine the real second player in the Blago scandal, Mrs. Patricia Blagojevich.… Read More

This is Real Hip-Hop

Thursday, December 18th, 2008
I was really having a shitty morning till I saw this over at Ta-Nehisi Coates. Reporter Spencer Ackerman spit mad fire on this Blago theme song he created to the "Dey Know" beat. The wiretaps, Blago's foul mouth, Blago still doing work like "f*uck what a hater say," - it really is hip-hop.  And this is even more hilarious to me  because of the second verse by Ackerman's reporter friend "Vitamin." At the end "Vitamin"… Read More

Mr. President-elect & Advisers Cleared

Monday, December 15th, 2008
It's not like this is a big surprise but it's worth mentioning.  Obama told reporters today that an internal review has found that he and his advisers did not have any inappropriate discussions with Blago.  Hopefully the Obama naysayers running wild on the Internets can all get back to their regularly schedule diatribes against the president-elect without citing any of this nonsense.  Read More

NY Gov David Patterson and Blago on SNL Weekend Update

Sunday, December 14th, 2008
This week's SNL Weekend Update included Fred Armisen impersonating yet another black man, even though we thought they were gonna cast a real black person. This time Armisen did a New Jersey-hating Governor David Patterson. I wasn't feeling all the blind man jokes except for this one:  
 "I'm a blind man who who loves cocaine, who was suddenly appointed governor of New York.  My life is an actual plot from a Richard Pryor movie."  
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