You would think I would be happy that A Shallow Girl's Guide Part One and Part Two was a success but the moment Dwight's team eliminated The Bron, I wanted Superman to kiss my youknowwhat… Read More

  I didn't mention it in Part One but I thought you all should know that the inspiration for my point system was my mother and her unconventional way of selecting teams. First off, my mother knows absolutely nothing about sports. Emphasis on nothing. When I cheered for a pop warner football team (shout out to the… Read More

There was a time when I would be anxiously waiting for the Lakers game on Christmas mornings like today.  I'd make sure that my family knew that at some point I would turn off the bootleg movie blasting above everybody shouting. At game time, I wanted the remote, a seat on the couch, and folk needed to chew on their peach cobbler quietly so I wouldn't miss a thing.  The Lakers would be playing whatever team they smashed the prior year in the Finals; and I'd be looking for a repeat so I could go back to school and talk trash to all the idiots who weren't down for the home team.   Read More