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Why Apple Should Have Thought of a Better Name

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Long before Apple's  iPad made its debut today, MadTV had its own idea of what an Apple pad should look like. This is both gross and hilarious. Props to Remaatwork for sharing.  

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“Privacy No Longer ‘A Social Norm’”

Monday, January 11th, 2010

  In 2015 Microsoft will launch a new website called PeopleWatch.com. At People Watch, you can do exactly that - watch people. People Watch, allows people  to watch people from the comfort of their own home, for free. Want to know the last time Denzel Washington had a bowel movement? You can log on to to People Watch (dot) com. Curious about how long it takes Beyonce to brush her teeth in the morning? People Watch will have an app for that. Ever wonder how many times Rush Limbaugh uses… Read More

Nip/Tuck…There’s an App for That

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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  I can't live without my gadgets, especially my Smart phone. Whether it's business, pleasure or plain old addiction, one would be hard pressed to go an entire 24 hour period without turning to their beloved cell phone for whatever reason. Seriously, it's like a crack rock with Internet access. Within the last ten or so years, gadgets have indelibly ingrained themselves into our palms, and at the rate technology is advancing, I doubt that… Read More

Do You Tweet After Sex?

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

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    I've only done 2/5 of these things. Let's pretend this is the military - Don't Ask. Don't Tell.   In case you didn't realize it when you woke up in the morning and immediately checked Facebook, social media is the new crack . Twitter is like the Taj Mahal of the Internets except Sam-u-el Jackson and Wesley Snipes aren't there beefing over The… Read More

What Do Drug Dealers and Police Officers Have in Common?

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

They all enjoy Wii bowling! Officers in the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area  Task Force down in central Florida  got a little distracted by a video game during a nine-hour drug raid. People are pretending to be outraged by it all but I want to know why does it take several police agencies nine hours to search for drugs in one house? If you didn't think the war on drugs was a joke before, check out this video.

 

The only winner here is Nintendo. These cops just saved their marketing department millions of dollars. They should pay for the drug… Read More

Um…I Want This.

Friday, August 14th, 2009
So I'm in Iowa now and grad school is starting next Monday. I'm supposed to be focused and whatnot so as much as my boyfriend and I (he's here, too) have coveted Rock Band for the past year, we figured it would be a distraction I don't need. But this here Beaterator thing? I think I need it. Somebody pray for me.   Read More