Remember the last episode of 'Seinfeld' where Jerome, Cosmo, Lainey and George "T-Bone" Costanza were arrested for watching the fat guy get robbed and did nothing but videotape it and make fat guy jokes?   [tony's note: yeah, don't front like you've never watched it...]   They were charged with breaking the imaginary "Good Samaritan Law" which made it illegal to witness a crime without… Read More

Have you bought your This Is It tickets? Have you seen the movie? I need someone to tell me how much tissue I should bring tomorrow evening when I see it with my mom. I'm beyond excited for this movie.

 

This dude in this video just shot my excitement into whatever galaxy Michael Jackson is chilling in, wearing a shiny glove and petting Bubbles. You thought that was a bright star in the horizon? Nah, that's MJ!

 

Seriously, despite the tricky camera effects, this is only one… Read More

  Tonight marks the first of several mini-heart attacks, high blood pressure scares, and broken glasses if Derek Fisher does something like this, again. It's the start of a new NBA season bitches baby! I can finally stop pretending I… Read More

I've always said Puffy Combs was the devil (Puffy Combs: that sounds like a hair care product for chicks with bad perms). I've noticed lately that many people share my sentiment, verbatim.   It's got to be more than coincidence that two of his flagship artists left his camp only to become religious zealots, one is dead, others have never been seen on the face of the Earth again (Craig Mack is not the type of man you'd walk past without… Read More