I indulged in a mini-vaca in Vegas this past weekend for my good friend Nailah's birthday. The last thing on my mind while in the city of sin was GM or AIG so I purposefully strayed from anything news related. For three days I was in a smoke-filled bubble ( I can never breathe in that town). The most serious convo I had with Nai, and our girl Rema, dealt with the power of our, ummm, vajayjays and the chances of panda bears beating mother nature. Nai and I basically concluded that Pandas are lazy as hell and need to start doing the humpty hump as soon as possible; otherwise… Read More
I stayed up entirely too late last night trying to download U-N-I & Ro Blvd's free album "A Love Supreme". I was hoping to listen to it on the way to work this morning but around 2am my slow ass computer said it still had 14 hours and 31 minutes before it was completely downloaded, so I gave up. Now I'm sleepy and pissed because I exhausted everything on my Ipod fighting through traffic on the way home from Vegas this weekend. … Read More
It's actually more like while you've been sleeping, I've been doughnut grinding, but you get my drift. Kamal's doughnuts are still hot in the streets (even though he scoffs at hot doughnuts), so we've been busy keeping up with the demand. It's exciting to see his business take off and I'm impressed… Read More
Do we really care about Ray J's former plaything? No, but I love it when photos of these "stars" are released that show everybody they're just like the rest of us: dark, bumpy, and packing a little extra meat. Somebody at Complex messed up and included a non-airbrushed photo of Kim Kardashian in their photo gallery. They quickly took it down but not before folk pressed save. Little girls (and grown women) who starve, bleach, and torture themselves to get that so-called perfect look/shape need to see stuff like this. The more these photos mysteriously leak the more people will see that Hollywood is all makeup and lighting.
I didn't think I could match the swastika story within a week but the kids at the day job never fail. So I approached this 15-year-old girl I hadn't seen in awhile... Kiana: Hey _______ how are you? The Future: I'm okay Kiana: Just okay? Where have you been, I haven't seen you in a minute. The Future: yeah I'm okay, I was just in the hospital cause this girl shanked me. Kiana: oh. What else could I say? It's just another day out in sunny LA...
