Yesterday, shortly before the technical difficulties at  this here blog, I was in the middle of posting a Song of the Day when I recieved a sign. You know the kind that can come from up there? Actually, it was about four signs, throughout the day, but the first one appeared while I was looking for the lyrics for Consequence’s song about hating his job. 

 

I’ve mentioned that I work with kids at a youth center before, and don’t get me wrong, I LOVE these kids, but honestly I much rather get paid for stroking a pen.  Especially when my parents went into debt so I could get a degree that says I know how to.  I was in the middle of telling y’all this when I looked down and saw a rat/mouse (I really wasn’t trying to figure it out) in my office and I realized that God was telling me it’s time to get the hell up out of there, literally. 

 

Of course I need a new job first, which I’ve been hesitating looking for, but when three more mice/rats/germ infested rodents appeared in the building I work in, I took it as a sign that I had the stamp of approval to get-the-steppin’.  I guess you can say I don’t do live creatures that I’m convinced will kill me.

 

Anyways, I was set to talk about how I’ve been sleeping on Con, but the lyrics to “Job Song” seem more fitting.  Dude’s in my head right now:

Now I’m in a situation that I can’t pacify/So I’m lookin through the papers skimmin through the classifieds/When I see an opportunity that can’t pass me by/That I can get the job if I give this class a try/Put my pride to the side, go get a 9 to 5/cause livin check to check’s the only way that I survive/But yo they sorta lied cause the lead’s certified/It take more than shirts and ties for the course that they provide/But the course they would provide, a means of employment/Which is basically a job that I’ll soon be annoyed with

 

 

I’m past annoyed y’all.

Tags: Consequence, Jobs, Nasty A$$ Creatures, Proper Song of the Day