I hope this is the first and last time I mention this guy.

 

 

Joe “that’s not my real name and I’m not a real plumber” the Plumber is finally getting that book deal that pundits joked about before election day. Joe, whose government name is Samuel Wurzelbacher just signed a deal with the an obscure publishing company to co-write “Joe the Plumber – Fighting for the American Dream,” set to hit shelves Dec 1.

 

 

I know you’re thinking, what can he possibly write in such a short time, a guide to the finer merits of butt-crack exposure?? Well, yes he could, but he actually claims to focus on “American values,” take that as you will. Sam/Joe also says he signed with a small company (they’ve only published one other book) to “spread the wealth:”

“Everyone came at me to write a book. They had dollar signs in their eyes – 101 Things Joe the Plumber Knows or some stupid shit like that. Excuse me, I am sorry,” Wurzelbacher told Fox News.

 

 

Classy guy, that Joe.

Tags: Book deal, Fox News, Guardian UK, Joe the Plumber, New York Times, Samuel Wurzelbacher